How many two-faced pussies do you know? Meow, meow!
This two-headed kitten was born in Perth, Australia and is reportedly doing well.
No word if the kitty has 18 lives.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Critters
Rose McGowan recently lost one pup to doggy heaven -- but rest assured, she didn't have to say "Hasta la vista, baby" to her cyborg-lookin' canine.
Filed under: Critters
The 22 dogs rescued from Michael Vick's dog fighting farm of death have moved on from their days of paw-to-paw combat to grace the labels of their own brand of wine: The Vicktory Dogs Wine Collection. 
A brief story about each pup's life will be on the back of their individual labels and 10% of the vino's proceeds will go to the Best Friends Animal Sanctuary -- where they all hang their collars -- in southern Utah.
Meanwhile, somewhere in prison, Michael Vick is stuck with his cellmate's famous brand of toilet wine.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Critters
Kelly Osbourne said nobody would want to watch video of her picking up her adorable dog's nuisance outside Nobu in Malibu. Prove her wrong.
Filed under: Critters
Since "Grey's Anatomy" abruptly ended Sara Ramirez and Brooke Smith's lesbian storyline last week, the show's writers could improve ratings by pairing Katherine Heigl ... with a large cat. Meow!
Heigl took time out from chain-smoking to visit an animal rescue center in L.A. on Sunday.
We smell an Emmy.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Critters
Jennifer Love Hewitt was snapped canoodling with man's best friend yesterday.
Hopefully that guy she's engaged to won't get mad.
Filed under: Hook-Ups, Paparazzi Photo, Critters
Rachel Bilson didn't look very happy getting snapped as her dog urinated in public yesterday.
Paparazzi or not, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
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Meet Pavlov's chimp, who probably can recycle better than you.
Here's the drill. Miru, a five-year-old primate at the Tama Zoological Park in Tokyo, likes fruit juice. She's learned how to deposit money in a juice machine, drink up, deposit the can, which triggers another coin that allows the chip to drink another can of juice.
The chimps are allowed to drink til they explode.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Critters
If you thought Paris Hilton was a bad pet owner wait till you see what these helpless pets have been forced to endure.
Filed under: Critters
Please don't eat the house pets.
A 12-year-old stallion chased after a Belgian shepherd in Frankfurt.
Who knew they ate dog in Germany?
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Critters
This little pony went to the garden to fetch himself some fermented apples ...
He got drunk, fell in a pool and his hooves came tumbling after.
But fear not animal lovers, the horse was fine. He just had a killer hangover the next morning.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Critters, Drunks
Shannon Elizabeth is harboring a killer! Well, not exactly. But her dog did kill a poor defenseless puppy.
Try to follow this one. Derek Hough's mom blogged that one of Shannon's four dogs killed her daughter Katherine's maltese teacup puppy. Shannon tried to make amends by giving Derek's sis a rescue "replacement" pup.
Turns out this is a big no-no in the animal activist world -- which Shannon should know, since she founded her own dog rescue org.
Now here's the kicker. Katherine Hough has 86'd the pup and given it to her "DWTS" sis Julianne. But Julianne can't keep the dog so she's looking for a new home on her own blog.
As they say ... screw the pooch.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Critters, Dancing with the Stars
McDonald's just sent us this statement regarding the Michael Vick Happy Meal boxes:
"We apologize for any confusion caused by the inadvertent distribution of a Happy Meal box that is four years old. As your web site pointed out, this Happy Meal box is from 2004, so it does not reflect any current partnership with Michael Vick. We take the messages we share with our younger customers seriously, and have since corrected this isolated incident."
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Critters
Should "Karate Kid 5" ever get made, the part of Ralph Macchio will now be played by a Japanese monkey. Wax on, wax off!
Yachan is a black belt wearing primate who not only knows how to kick, punch, flip and do push-ups, but also has a part time job cleaning tables at a local bar -- just like Ralph Macchio!
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird, Critters
While out for a walk on Saturday, well-groomed millionaire widow Candy Spelling relieved her tired paw on a fire hydrant.
Candy is only nine years old in dog years.
Filed under: We're Just Sayin', Critters, Nurse!
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